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undesirable number one

fuck my jailbait cooter

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josh's hot boss is moving to las vegas! I will remember his surprise bro style hug fondly, until I forget about it.

last weekend my dad pretty much made me come out and see him in new stanton, which is kind of a suburb of pittsburgh. The only reason why I agreed to this ridiculousness is that they are only about 30 mins from Fallingwater, and another FLW designed house called Kentuck Knob. I have to say that the terrible drive there and back (with labor day traffic and lane closures that conspired to keep me on a four mile stretch of road for an hour and 40 minutes), getting little rest and having to spend two days in a small space with my irritating dad and his more irritating wife WAS WORTH IT. Fallingwater is really nice, and is in the middle of the goddamn woods so you kind of don't expect there to be a house OF ARCHITECTURAL SIGNIFICANCE to appear through the trees.

this weekend i am going back to missouri, driving this time. I am sure that my cats do not appreciate me being away from them for so long, but other people have fucked up my plans to not do anything, ever.

jason and sarah have rock band: BEATLES. it's as good as I expected.

things I hate: workplace edition
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laptop backpack cases. oh it's made by victorinox! no one cares. backpacks stop being legitimate when you graduate junior high, unless you are going camping.

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I know I've done this before but it's really fun:

 
Behold... My Future
  I will marry Boromir.  
  After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in david bowie\'s area in our fabulous Apartment.  
  We will have 1 kid(s) together.  
  Our family will zoom around in a brown rocketship.
  I will spend my days as a paranormal investigator, and live happily ever after.  
 
whats your future
 

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lost talkback: THE LAST EPISODE, finally. for plank, so he will shut up about it.Collapse )

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dear vegans:

the bees don't give a shit, and you're not helping anyone.

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mst3k: believe in magic
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I think I am going to have a fucking meltdown

sonky has declared "LET THERE BE HAYS"
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it is an unprecedented FUCK YOU, FRIDAY and HAY DAY combo (HAY, FUCK YOU?). for those of you new to the hays, a brief description: instead of working, we post a list (and pictures) of people we find attractive or would say HAYYYYYYYYY to and encourage everyone to participate, either in comments or on their own journals.


cutting after the fact, realizing that not everyone wants to see giant pictures of hot men on their flistCollapse )

IMPORTANT FACTS:
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1. i hate cartilage head

2. PEANUT BUTTER AND BONER JAMZ

3. damon (matt) is coming alive in nineteen sixty five five five

4. a friend gave me a clive barker book and because of TEDA i was expecting it to be full of anal rape but so far it is not so bad

5. fucking fuck you, torchwood writers and double fuck you if you also write for doctor who because you suck and I hate you

6. I am going to see the toy movie adaptation tomorrow with ashlee, ugh terrbile and I WISH I WISH I WISH it was just a feature length version of the PORK CHOP SANDWICHES PSAs

7. nobody in my immediate area knows the name of the middle aged lady that sits behind me. so urban!

8. DR. MANHATTAN'S GIANT BLUE DONG. multiple giant blue dongs. too bad you never see him slapping sally jupiter in the face with them because she certainly deserves it.

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er so there was this internet exchange and I was trying not to be an asshole but I think this person was expecting me the WHOLE TIME to bust out with racial hatred because I advocated free speech. eventually I just stopped responding because the anticipation was insulting, not to mention disturbing. shouldn't you, you know, not want to see someone being a douche, even if that means you don't get to smite them with your righteous anger?

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golden age of hollywood: rita hayworth
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new interest: dadaist photo montage artist john heartfield.



I found out about this guy because I wanted to know how old siouxsie is, and her wikipedia page talked about how she was into him. wikipedia still annoys me (pedantic nerd fest) but I always find interesting shit that I was not looking for. for which I was not looking. goddamn prepositions.

can't get used to this stupid new shift. Went to bed at 9:15 like a proper old person but could not sleep. might go back to regular shift because there are people who actually WANT to be on this shift who have to wait their turn, apparently. I will give them what they want.

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