snake banner, P.I. (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} sallybanner) wrote,@ 2009-03-09 13:27:00 |
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BANANA REVENGE
the night of nik's birthday party out in milford, I had parked behind one of jason and sarah's hippie house neighbors and came back to find my hood dented and no note explaining or apologizing or any such shit. It was quite obvious that it was the PATHFINDER that I parked behind, they left a perfectly square dent where their ugly spare tire/bike rack crushed my hood. they had already returned by the time I went out to my car, so I felt around on the bike rack and found paint flakes from my car on it. I had planned on spray painting "car"ma on their vehicle but I wanted to wait a few months so that they wouldn't automatically assume it was me.
this weekend I had taken home a banana from work so that it wouldn't spoil on my desk. it ended up spoiling in my purse because I forgot about it. as I was leaving jason and sarah's place I found the banana, and planned on just chucking it in the street out of laziness. I saw that the pathfinder was parked right across from my car, though, and found a better purpose for the banana. I peeled it as I crossed the street and then jammed it under their door handle. hooray! the banana was already mostly black inside, so unless they smelled their hand they probably didn't know what the nastiness was that they found.
sunday as I was leaving jason and sarah's place again I saw the bitch that owns the pathfinder getting into it and she gave me a look. she can't really do anything though, because she would be admitting to damaging my car and not taking responsibility for it, even if she thinks she knows who banana-ed her car.
the night of nik's birthday party out in milford, I had parked behind one of jason and sarah's hippie house neighbors and came back to find my hood dented and no note explaining or apologizing or any such shit. It was quite obvious that it was the PATHFINDER that I parked behind, they left a perfectly square dent where their ugly spare tire/bike rack crushed my hood. they had already returned by the time I went out to my car, so I felt around on the bike rack and found paint flakes from my car on it. I had planned on spray painting "car"ma on their vehicle but I wanted to wait a few months so that they wouldn't automatically assume it was me.
this weekend I had taken home a banana from work so that it wouldn't spoil on my desk. it ended up spoiling in my purse because I forgot about it. as I was leaving jason and sarah's place I found the banana, and planned on just chucking it in the street out of laziness. I saw that the pathfinder was parked right across from my car, though, and found a better purpose for the banana. I peeled it as I crossed the street and then jammed it under their door handle. hooray! the banana was already mostly black inside, so unless they smelled their hand they probably didn't know what the nastiness was that they found.
sunday as I was leaving jason and sarah's place again I saw the bitch that owns the pathfinder getting into it and she gave me a look. she can't really do anything though, because she would be admitting to damaging my car and not taking responsibility for it, even if she thinks she knows who banana-ed her car.
