snake banner, P.I. ([info]sallybanner) wrote,
@ 2009-01-15 14:02:00
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tv, books, what
Have been reading a lot lately though most of it is not what you would call "LITERATURE."

1. The Brief Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Díaz: The only actual literature i've read recently, pulitzer winner for fiction, full of footnotes, pop culture references, superstition and violence. the titular character, oscar, is hard to like, he's an obnoxious nerd of the type we all know: socially awkward, pretentious, overbearing, mostly friendless. he's also dominican, so he doesn't fit in well with regular nerds either, and his culture finds him particularly baffling. lots of interesting stuff in the book about el jefe and his dictatorship, references to other real people, oscar's family and the curse they think is on them. I read this in a couple of days, so it's not too involved if you think you are too busy to read.

2. The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher: I have read three books in this series so far. The second one, about werewolves, wasn't all that great, but the first really pulled me into this universe where magic, dragons, vampires, fairies, demons, etc really exist. the stories are a combination of fantasy and detective fiction, and butcher writes about magic in such a matter of fact way that it makes sense and seems real. The third book was pretty much all action from page one, which is ok with me occasionally. Butcher occasionally hints at Dresden's past (his mom was apparently some sort of wizard too but died when he was born) but so far I haven't gotten to a book where he goes into any great detail about it. I am really looking forward to it though, he has set it up nicely.

3. Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris: this is the first sookie stackhouse vampire novel. I am really surprised at how closely the show (true blood) follows the book, aside from fleshing out some characters and adding others. other than that, I wasn't really too interested in this.

TELEVISION

1. caught up on some bones lately, which hasn't been good since they found out that zach was the new apprentice (omg angela is gay now, please watch in case she makes out with some other girl), and realized that jesus christ emily douchenel and no-longer-fat boreanaz have big egos. They are billed on the same screen, with one on top to the left, and one on the bottom to the right, PERFECTLY EQUAL so as not to CAUSE PROBLEMS, and they are both credited as "co producers" which probably means FUCK ALL. I can see mr. angel thinking he is hot shit, i mean, he was ANGEL. buffy is huge in some circles to this day. but deschanel? what has she done besides bones? had a somewhat notable cinematographer dad and ten million times more famous sister, is all.

2. I really like HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER and last night I had a dream where I tried to make neil patrick harris go straight and i never ever ever in my wildest doogie houser themed dreams would have thought I might be wanting to do that guy. I hope barney and robin end up together, even though I hate robin.

3. I love phillip glenister, but DEMONS is terrible. it's for kids, apparently. kids that don't give a shit.

4. the only thing I download and then watch immediately is THE MENTALIST and LIFE. I hate everything else right now.

5. I didn't know piehole started until yesterday, still haven't watched it yet.



in other news, I have STRESS and it made me think I was having HEART PROBLEMS. hooray!



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[info]snoozenstein
2009-01-15 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Boreanaz was fat? When did that happen????

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE I'M WAY BEHIND IN OBSESSIVELY TRACKING THE CAREERS OF BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

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[info]sallybanner
2009-01-16 03:03 am UTC (link)
the last two, possibly the last THREE seasons of angel. he carries all the weight in his fucking FACE. I swear, his head probably weighed 20 pounds on its own.

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[info]swollentesticle
2009-01-16 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Why the dickens are you reading these so-called "books" ... don't you know they will rot your brain? TV is better. TV saves time.

1. No mention of new BSG tonight? This is what I hear: "The revelations in the first 10 or 15 minutes of are so staggering in their hugeness, you may feel like you're watching the first few minutes of the series finale." Also, "supposably" they will reveal the final Cylon. I am still hoping they will remake the super-cheesy GUN ON ICE PLANET ZERO episode from the original.

DUALLA or GAETA had better not be the final Cylon... that would be super lame.

2. I have also been really liking DAMAGES, 24, and/or 30 ROCK this season. So much in fact that one of our latest nicknames for our kitty (he has like 20) is: "Jack Bauer-Snugglefest"

3. LORST is back in 5 days, LIFE ON MARS is back in 12 days (yeah right).

4. HIMYMothra: I am going to start using the words "awfsome and awesful" in every day convos. That reminds me I'm going to start using the word "convos" in every day convos as well.

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[info]sallybanner
2009-01-16 03:48 pm UTC (link)
1. I forgot about bsg. I agree, if its gaeta I will shit bricks.

2. I never finished damages from last season! i only watched one season of 24, its too ridiculous

3. YESSSSSSSSSSS

4. that is truly dicule

5. KITTEN PX ONLINE? i havent seen the cat since he was in the hospital.

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[info]swollentesticle
2009-01-16 04:41 pm UTC (link)
1. Figures that you forgot about it. What's scary is that if the writer's strike had lasted any longer, BSG would have been 100% CANCELLED PANTS forever and the episode tonight would have had to serve as the series finale.

2. Catch up on Damages... FX has agree to three seasons so it's not like it will get canned without any resolution. If you like flashforward shows like Lost season 4 or Reunion you'll like it... especially at the end of the season where they REALLY fake you out with some stuff. This season's regulars include GLENN CLOSE, TATE DONOVAN, TED DANSON, WILLIAM HURT and TIMOTHY OLYPHANT. I don't know how they got all those movie stars to sign on.

And BTW you are talking about shows being ridiculous, watcher of PRISON BREAK which btw is cancelled after this season so you might as well get caught up.

3. I visited some of the outdoor sets when I was in Hawaii. Locke's dad's house, the Shambala hill, Hurley's golf course, submarine dock, Tempest station. Plus a couple season 5 sets (a tower in South Korea where they are building a nuclear bomb to destroy the island, a school Sayid is building in Mexico). I need to get the pics and videos uploaded.

5. Add me on Facebook and can view my copious plethora of cat pictures, it's way easier to mass upload photos onto Facebook vs. MySpace.

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[info]sallybanner
2009-01-16 08:12 pm UTC (link)
2. Prison break is too redonkulous

3. lucky fucker. you called me recently and wanted to know if i was near a computer, were you in hawaii then? what did you want? I was already half asleep.

5. i really dont want to get a facebook but people keep trying to talk me into it

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[info]swollentesticle
2009-01-16 09:38 pm UTC (link)
2. I have two words for you: MA-HONE. I got caught up on Heroes, you should get caught up on PB if for nothing else than T-Bag. And the humor. In one episode, Self is pretending Mahone is his Homeland Security agent partner and he goes "this is my partner, Bruce Liberachi." Classic.

Just pretend the Scofield brothers don't exist on that show, I think that's what the writers do.

3. At the time we were close to Hurley's mom's house but I lost the exact address... we ended up not going to Hurley's house.

5. Just get it already, facebook is awesome and people actually use their real names on it.

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[info]sallybanner
2009-01-17 12:06 am UTC (link)
3. why did you call me, gayfer

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[info]swollentesticle
2009-01-20 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Because I needed someone near a computer to look up the exact address so we could GPS it. We were just down the street. We never did find it, but we saw a bunch of other cool stuff, so no biggie.

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