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what looks awesome? The goddamn tintin movie looks awesome. daniel craig, simon pegg, nick frost, edgar wright, stephan moffat and JAMIE BELL AS TINTINNNNNNNNNNNNN

most ugh-worthy news of the day: jim carrey is playing curly in a three stooges movie. not sure which part pisses me off more, jim carrey or the movie itself.

traffic today was retarded due to the unmotivated arriving late to a motivational extravaganza. lots of unmotivated random lane changing, unmotivated intersection blocking, and unmotivated bewildered looks on the faces of lucky sonsabitches who got to skip work only to fuck up downtown because they dont know where they are or where they are going. it's not that complicated!

my brother texted me to say he didn't know if dad had PLANS to FIX his new giant dog. great. act like fucking hillbillies EVEN MORE, why don't you. get the dog shot, as jason mentioned, because its hormones are making it roam the countryside in search of hot bitches.

weekend:

stayed in friday night and watched wolverine. not good.

went to jess's with sarah and suzie for patrick swayze memorial ladies night. made quacamole, played with nora (a baby), molly (a dog), hastings and baker (some cats) and a fireplace (fire). watched dirty dancing and to wong foo, tried not to cry about the swaze.


went to bed at 4am sunday morning, woke up at 4pm, went back to bed at 10pm.

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. all i do is go to work and come back home. then I do nothing and i live in squalor because of it.

josh's hot boss is moving to las vegas! I will remember his surprise bro style hug fondly, until I forget about it.

last weekend my dad pretty much made me come out and see him in new stanton, which is kind of a suburb of pittsburgh. The only reason why I agreed to this ridiculousness is that they are only about 30 mins from Fallingwater, and another FLW designed house called Kentuck Knob. I have to say that the terrible drive there and back (with labor day traffic and lane closures that conspired to keep me on a four mile stretch of road for an hour and 40 minutes), getting little rest and having to spend two days in a small space with my irritating dad and his more irritating wife WAS WORTH IT. Fallingwater is really nice, and is in the middle of the goddamn woods so you kind of don't expect there to be a house OF ARCHITECTURAL SIGNIFICANCE to appear through the trees.

this weekend i am going back to missouri, driving this time. I am sure that my cats do not appreciate me being away from them for so long, but other people have fucked up my plans to not do anything, ever.

jason and sarah have rock band: BEATLES. it's as good as I expected.

laptop backpack cases. oh it's made by victorinox! no one cares. backpacks stop being legitimate when you graduate junior high, unless you are going camping.

I know I've done this before but it's really fun:

		I will marry Boromir.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in david bowie\'s area in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 1 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a brown rocketship.
		I will spend my days as a paranormal investigator, and live happily ever after.

dear vegans:

the bees don't give a shit, and you're not helping anyone.

I think I am going to have a fucking meltdown

it is an unprecedented FUCK YOU, FRIDAY and HAY DAY combo (HAY, FUCK YOU?). for those of you new to the hays, a brief description: instead of working, we post a list (and pictures) of people we find attractive or would say HAYYYYYYYYY to and encourage everyone to participate, either in comments or on their own journals.


( cutting after the fact, realizing that not everyone wants to see giant pictures of hot men on their flist )

1. i hate cartilage head

2. PEANUT BUTTER AND BONER JAMZ

3. damon (matt) is coming alive in nineteen sixty five five five

4. a friend gave me a clive barker book and because of TEDA i was expecting it to be full of anal rape but so far it is not so bad

5. fucking fuck you, torchwood writers and double fuck you if you also write for doctor who because you suck and I hate you

6. I am going to see the toy movie adaptation tomorrow with ashlee, ugh terrbile and I WISH I WISH I WISH it was just a feature length version of the PORK CHOP SANDWICHES PSAs

7. nobody in my immediate area knows the name of the middle aged lady that sits behind me. so urban!

8. DR. MANHATTAN'S GIANT BLUE DONG. multiple giant blue dongs. too bad you never see him slapping sally jupiter in the face with them because she certainly deserves it.

er so there was this internet exchange and I was trying not to be an asshole but I think this person was expecting me the WHOLE TIME to bust out with racial hatred because I advocated free speech. eventually I just stopped responding because the anticipation was insulting, not to mention disturbing. shouldn't you, you know, not want to see someone being a douche, even if that means you don't get to smite them with your righteous anger?

new interest: dadaist photo montage artist john heartfield.



I found out about this guy because I wanted to know how old siouxsie is, and her wikipedia page talked about how she was into him. wikipedia still annoys me (pedantic nerd fest) but I always find interesting shit that I was not looking for. for which I was not looking. goddamn prepositions.

can't get used to this stupid new shift. Went to bed at 9:15 like a proper old person but could not sleep. might go back to regular shift because there are people who actually WANT to be on this shift who have to wait their turn, apparently. I will give them what they want.

I think maybe the puker is delbert, because it was mostly hair and while I was brushing all three of the fuckers (prissy not so much because she is a pissy bitch), he was trying to catch tufts of hair so he could EAT THEM. I know hair is SO DELICIOUS but lets not make pigs of ourselves, d-b.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuug there is nothing more disgusting to me than HAIR in a MOUTH except maybe a weepy eye and shit I better stop thinking about this

I should be working right now but sonky just dropped this on me: SEAN BEAN will be playing ned stark in a game of thrones.

1. I loved this book
2. hbo is the best network on tv for drama
3. SEAN MUTHERFUCKING BEAN
4. my favorite midget, peter dinklage, is playing one of the best characters

I am ready to shit myself over this show already. if it isn't good I will just have to up and die.

ok goddamn I am a sad sack of shit lately. have labeled certain entries as "PRIVATE" since they are embarrassing in light of how things turned out and blah blah I think someone wanted me to talk about the Lost finale? I will have to rewatch it and get back to you.

in other news, I have been to nashville twice lately and I really cannot figure out how famous people can stand to live there. it is sooooo boring.

I don't know how much of lost I've missed out on commenting on because i was too busy trying not to die alone (and failing). I will go back TWO WEEKS for my own sake and plank, if that is not enough, let me know.

( here comes kate to ruin everything ever )

I am kind of too down and tired to say much about lost. I like that criminal, "blue collar" sawyer is THINKIN while jack is REACTIN. good episode, what the fuck is with the ages of certain OTHERS, it is way unbelievable. juliet apparently reminds ben of JULIET, weird that he doesn't notice she has the same NAME as well as face.

supernatural was one of the best episodes so far. so much pain and they are really stepping up the tension and making me believe the apocalypse is coming. I LOVE YOU, DEANCHESTER

yep

the night of nik's birthday party out in milford, I had parked behind one of jason and sarah's hippie house neighbors and came back to find my hood dented and no note explaining or apologizing or any such shit. It was quite obvious that it was the PATHFINDER that I parked behind, they left a perfectly square dent where their ugly spare tire/bike rack crushed my hood. they had already returned by the time I went out to my car, so I felt around on the bike rack and found paint flakes from my car on it. I had planned on spray painting "car"ma on their vehicle but I wanted to wait a few months so that they wouldn't automatically assume it was me.

this weekend I had taken home a banana from work so that it wouldn't spoil on my desk. it ended up spoiling in my purse because I forgot about it. as I was leaving jason and sarah's place I found the banana, and planned on just chucking it in the street out of laziness. I saw that the pathfinder was parked right across from my car, though, and found a better purpose for the banana. I peeled it as I crossed the street and then jammed it under their door handle. hooray! the banana was already mostly black inside, so unless they smelled their hand they probably didn't know what the nastiness was that they found.

sunday as I was leaving jason and sarah's place again I saw the bitch that owns the pathfinder getting into it and she gave me a look. she can't really do anything though, because she would be admitting to damaging my car and not taking responsibility for it, even if she thinks she knows who banana-ed her car.