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undesirable number one

fuck my jailbait cooter

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DOES ANYONE STILL READ LIVEJOURNAL? I sure as shit don't

the new doctor
doctor who: tardis
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hate his stupid hair and stupid bow tie. hate that he is that special kind of ugly that is presented as handsome. would have rather had a person that was just plain ugly. he has a spit line on his lips when he talks. the flippy bits of hair in the back are especially annoying.

hate the new companion. of course it had to be a pretty young dimwitted slut that lusts after the doctor, who is also a poor widdle damaged pwincess inside. why not have a male companion for a change, or a smart one, like martha, or an independent one like donna that didn't fall in love with the guy? i am so over new companions being so impressed with the doctor and asking stupid questions all the time. isn't the doctor fucking famous by now? hasn't he saved the world a jillion times?

the only thing I really enjoyed was ROY or RORY or whatever the boyfriend's name was, and the old doctor montage at the end. looking forward to the doctor's awesome wife, river song, and bill nighy in episodes to come.

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I had my own office for a couple of weeks. I never got around to talking about it on here but I was excited. It was kind of the first time I ever felt like I was doing a grown up job. On Tuesday, I won't even have a cube. I wasn't demoted, I did nothing wrong, in fact my whole team had stepped up to the challenge of increasing demands and met constantly higher standards. Regardless, we are being moved back to a noisy, crowded workspace where we will be expected to perform better than the rest of the department while doing their jobs and ours. people have complained to HR and there isn't really anything that can be done. I will be put back on answering customer phone calls for at least two hours a day. this aspect of the job is what almost got me fired over a year ago because I could not handle it. I either took too many sick days because I hated coming to work so much or I lost my cool when people attacked me; both things would get me actually fired in this new climate. I guess I am kind of glad I didn't mention the office. Now I won't have to look back at old posts and laugh at myself for expecting something good to come of this job.

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THE MEME
1. Comment to this post with "OY GUBNA" and I'll assign you the basis of some TV show idea. (Science fiction show, medical drama, criminal procedure, etc...)
2. Create a cast of characters, including the actors who'd play them
3. Add in any actor photos, character bios and show synopsis that you want.
4. Post to your own journal.

have you heard of gordon ramsay's f word?Collapse )

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lost: the return of helen!!Collapse )

lost: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
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spoilers, i guess. why don't you get caught up with the show already? you've had almost a year of lostless nightsCollapse )

fake decade review
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AS NOTED ON FACEBOOK I watched juno last night and didn't really like it. roger ebert, whom I normally respect (except for his knee-jerk politics and matching disdain for anyone who doesn't agree with his views) thinks juno was one of the best movies of the decade. I can think of SOOOOOO MANY movies from the last ten years that I liked better. some of them were even arty/farty. trying hard not to think too hard, here is one for every letter of the alphabet:


1. AMELIE
2. BATMAN BEGINS
3. CAPOTE
4. DARK NIGHT RETURNS-hey I like batman!
5. 8 MILE
6. FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING-I almost put finding nemo here but I could not forsake BOROMIR
7. GOSFORD PARK-i almost put ghost world FOR A REASON
8. HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN-lupin, ladies
9. INGLORIOUS BASTERDS
10. JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK
11. KISS KISS BANG BANG-and I didn't even watch the whole thing
12. LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE-i didn't love this movie but we are going for EASY and it didn't irritate me
13. MEMENTO-didn't even make ebert's best of the decade list
14. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN-ditto
15. O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?-ditto ditto!
16. THE PRESTIGE
17. THE QUEEN-i couldn't watch this twice, but it's still better than juno
18. THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS-fuck yeah
19. SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
20. TRAINING DAY
21. UNDERCOVER BROTHER-better than UNDERWORLD or UNITED 93?
22. VANILLA SKY-another hard letter and I did not like V FOR VENDETTA
23. WALL E
24. X-MEN 2
25. YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN-i'm being honest here, I laughed a lot while watching this movie
26. ZOOLANDER

HOW ABOUT YOU? the oughts were a bad decade for me in general, so i'm not going to talk about them any more if possible. best tv shows, maybe.

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what looks awesome? The goddamn tintin movie looks awesome. daniel craig, simon pegg, nick frost, edgar wright, stephan moffat and JAMIE BELL AS TINTINNNNNNNNNNNNN

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most ugh-worthy news of the day: jim carrey is playing curly in a three stooges movie. not sure which part pisses me off more, jim carrey or the movie itself.

traffic today was retarded due to the unmotivated arriving late to a motivational extravaganza. lots of unmotivated random lane changing, unmotivated intersection blocking, and unmotivated bewildered looks on the faces of lucky sonsabitches who got to skip work only to fuck up downtown because they dont know where they are or where they are going. it's not that complicated!

my brother texted me to say he didn't know if dad had PLANS to FIX his new giant dog. great. act like fucking hillbillies EVEN MORE, why don't you. get the dog shot, as jason mentioned, because its hormones are making it roam the countryside in search of hot bitches.

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weekend:

stayed in friday night and watched wolverine. not good.

went to jess's with sarah and suzie for patrick swayze memorial ladies night. made quacamole, played with nora (a baby), molly (a dog), hastings and baker (some cats) and a fireplace (fire). watched dirty dancing and to wong foo, tried not to cry about the swaze.


went to bed at 4am sunday morning, woke up at 4pm, went back to bed at 10pm.

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. all i do is go to work and come back home. then I do nothing and i live in squalor because of it.

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